To The Teeth:

The destruction of the closet has begun! Mr’s vanilla Christmas party is Saturday. Dressing for this one is a unique challenge. I have never, ever been to a non-fuck party. I don’t know how to lower the slut factor & still be festive! And, I refuse to be common: no red & white, no hideous sweaters. And, some of the party-goers are swingers. The idea is to be memorable. Finally have it narrowed down to two cute dresses that aren’t revealing and to which I can add Christmas details. I have also figured out that I need to write cheat notes on my palms: KEEP CLOTHING ON!! NO BLOW JOBS!!

To The Teeth:

The destruction of the closet has begun! Mr’s vanilla Christmas party is Saturday. Dressing for this one is a unique challenge. I have never, ever been to a non-fuck party. I don’t know how to lower the slut factor & still be festive! And, I refuse to be common: no red & white, no hideous sweaters. And, some of the party-goers are swingers. The idea is to be memorable. Finally have it narrowed down to two cute dresses that aren’t revealing and to which I can add Christmas details. I have also figured out that I need to write cheat notes on my palms: KEEP CLOTHING ON!! NO BLOW JOBS!!